Live long & prosper...

genies:

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

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Anonymous asked: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

joan rivers is a crusty racist old white who has made fun of domestic abuse and who said that the Palestinians deserve to be wiped out. i am not about to feel sorry for her just because satan is calling her home. let her gag 

(via whitepeoplestealingculture)